Everytime it’s like 30 degrees out and I want to go tan, my uncle is out mowing the lawn. And I can’t tan then because I’m just in his way. And it’s kind of a piss off not gonna lie.
friend: move you're blocking the view
me: I am the view.
parents: your room is a mess
me: did you mean abstract art i think i heard you wrong
britneyspears: “Just arrived for Providence Day 3 auditions! Let’s go!” http://viddy.it/NcPiMq Girl I wanna see your face tho
Parents: You're obsessed
Teachers: You're obsessed
Friends: You're obsessed
Enemies: You're obsessed
Cat: You're obsessed
Dog: You're obsessed
Tupac: You're obsessed
Fans: WE'RE NOT OBSESSED WE'RE DEDICATED
Me: No I'm obsessed
Okay let’s get a part-time job and get scheduled to work 8 hr shifts six days in a row. That’s more than my mom works at her full time job. I want time to hang out and enjoy summer n stuff too. -.-
I’m like the ringleader I call the shots I’m like a firecracker I make it hot
oH my GOD I JSUt SPACE dOUT AND TOOK A BITE OF MY DEODERANT BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS ICE CREAM IM NEVER NOT PAYING ATTENTION AgAIN
I hope Britney performs Circus again.
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